#+ that clown is on my list aswell

[venleaf]

Trainsssss

i shouldn't relate to this as much as i do

[scar1ett-eyes]

About me!

(More after the cut!)

Hello!(´▽`*)

My name is Jules, I go by any pronouns, and I am Pansexual.

I love to write, just sometimes lack the creativity to come up with a decent plot. I would like to start accepting requests if I get at all big on here!

I've written about yuri satosugu demon/angel au for school. A dorlene siren au for the Mauraders fandom, co-written with my irl friend Veda! (@hugs4prongs) And tons of WIPS that I may or may not post on my Ao3! (Juleszybear)

I am a multishipper, honestly the only things I don't ship is incest and minor/adult ships!

I'm trying to get into art! I might post some of my art on here, I'm super open to constructive criticism. I really want to get better, and will take any tips you give me.<3

Main Fandoms/Intrests; Hunter x Hunter, Jujutsu Kaisen, Chainsaw Man, School Bus Graveyard, Demon Slayer, Project Sekai, Blue Eye Samurai, Attack on Titan (I will edit this list as I watch/complete shows)

Smaller Fandoms/Intrests; Umbrella Academy, Arcane The Hunger Games, Yandere Simulator, Life is Strange, Migi&Dali, Danganronpa, Love Death Robots, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Spy X Family.

Random facts!

Feel free to stop reading(／。＼)

♡My favorite colors are dark red, dark blue, and dark purple. Mainly red though.

♡ I'm bigggg on music, just like every teen loll.

My favorite bands/artists are Artic Monkeys, Tyler the Creator, Tv girl, System of a Down, Eminem, Crystal Castles, Pastel Ghost, Lil Peep, Mac DeMarco, My Chemical Romance, Deftones, Nirvana, Pierce the Veil, Evanescence, Falling in Reverse, Bôa, Insane Clown Posse, Queen and just the genre of Vocaloid?

I swear I actually listen to their music

(ノдヽ)

Some of my favorite songs atm are Love Ka? by HiiragiKirai, Imma Kill U by Insane Clown Posse, Twilight by Bôa, The Adults are Talking by The Strokes, Moonlight on the River by Mac DeMarco, Brand New Dance by Eminem, Crying Lighting by Arctic Monkeys, and Messages from the Stars by The Rah Band.

♡ I lovelovelove! nature and just about everything it has to offer!^^ Except for insects. I plan to visit anywhere and everywhere when I'm old enough.

♡ I play fortnite, minecraft, project sekai, and crk a ton, and am trying to get into other games like val, ow, cod, ect.

I'm more of a realistic game type of person, whereas some people like more indie games.

Some of my favorites are Life is Strange and Detroit Become Human.

I do like indie games aswell.

♡ My favorite drinks are applejuice, watermelon arizona, rootbeer, and white milk (゜゜;)

♡ I probably wont make the first move, but I would love to make friends/muturals on here!

That's all, Goodbye!(⌒∇⌒)ノ"

[obsessiveyuriii]

It's been a while since I've joined, so I guess I should make my first post!

Hello, I'm Xiana! I use they/them pronouns. I joined this app to look at all the fun Welcome Home artwork, aswell as get updates from the creator Clown. Welcome Home is a major hyperfixation right now, giving me so many ideas to decorate my room! I just love those silly puppets!

Oh yes! I should list my social media's, right? Maybe some people know me from somewhere!

TikTok: obsessiveyuriiii

Twitter: obsessiveyuriii

Instagram: obsessiveyuriiii

Oh, how Wally has taken my camera roll hostage. 1/3 of my photo's is all Welcome Home related, they even have their own album! Hmm, maybe I'll post as I make Home? I still need to get paint for the project, but I just can't wait to get started! I have just the idea to allow the eyes to move, and I just finished building a shelf where Home can sit! Oh, I'm rambling on aren't I? I won't keep you any longer! Stay hydrated!!!

[dizbunny]

🎉Mr Snuffles’s New Year’s Party🎊

“You are cordially invited to my New’s year party located at Sunset room Hollywood located at 1439 N Ivar Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90028. I hope you can make it , Sincerely Mr S.” Said the small letter written in cursive and in crayon. The best friends looked at there individual invites then up at the venue lighted by the Golden hour sky and then back to the invites.

“Max? are you sure this is the right place I don’t see a lot of people.. there is literally one car and it’s a truck for a bakery that might aswell be catering for another party that we are about to crash! AND Wasn’t Mr S the same name on the letter that your aunt was sent that caused her to be crushed by a stage light that almost killed her??!? What if Mr S is a serial killer that failed to get the aunt so now there targeting the nephew for some strange reason and you are dragging me down with you into death because what serial killer wants a witness to there crime!?!?”

“One” Max replied “I’ve actually been to Hollywood a lot more than your one time because of already mentioned aunt living so I know my way around.” “Two” “ We already flew all the way here form Jersey anyway so even if we’re at the wrong place we already bit the bullet let’s just go in” “AND NUMBER 3!” You also got a invitation so Mr S wanted you here as-well and even if Mr S is a serial killer I would be happy to die wearing the drip you made me Lily so let’s just welcome the new year and PARTY!! And if we’re at the wrong place we can ask a worker and they can lead us to the right place.” The two friends walked up the steps to the venue and with a knock on the doors were opened by an Robotic assistant.

“Welcome to Mr Snuffles’s New Year’s party my name is Assitbun and I’m in charge of the guest list and once all guests have arrived I shall Bring the musical beats as supplied by the venue Now can you two kindly give me your names so I can see if you two are invited?” Said the robot bunny.

“Lily C Artoon”

“Max wood”

Assitbun’s facial features disappeared and were replaced with a small list of names when two check marks appeared on there names before the list disappeared and the rabbits face returned.“Welcome to the Party! Said Assitbun before moving aside to let them inside the venue.

“Well that solves about one of my questions and I guess Mr snuffles is Mr S and I guess we are extremely early out of a already small guest list which explains that lack of cars soI guess that’s all my questions answered YAY!” Said Lily Also I’m surprised you didn’t try to mess with that Robot by saying your name was a movie character’s name or something like that and make a movie reference ”

“It took all my willpower not to, Lily, All of it replied Max “NOW LET’S PARTY!!!”

As they ran into the venue decorated with decorations inviting the new year they looked across the venue they noticed a single tired mother relaxing as her child runs across the venue floor crossing over the dance floor where a little girl in a clown mask could be found twisting on the dance floor as if she was from the 60s or something nearby two cartoon dogs in roller skates dancing with a cartoon pig girl on the dance floor as who Lily and Max assume are her parents catering the food and drinks as “Never gonna give you up” Plays

The little girl in a long purple dress and hair in curls soon quickly noticed Lily and Max and started running to greet and welcome them to the party.

“I’m 99% percent sure I know that girl from somewhere …can’t place my figure on it “ Max whispered to Lily quickly

“Hiii! Welcome to the Party! I’m Mary and I hope you guys enjoy yourselves if you have any questions ask me I think I can help you and I hope you guys try the food my Mommy and daddy made I even helped! HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!” Mary said as she covered the two with 2023 accessories.

“Do you have Coffee?” Asked Lily

“Can we meet the Host of this Party?” Asked Max

“Sure you can meet Mr Snuffles he’s at the very tippy tippy top of those stairs! He wanted to greet guests dramatically I guess and I don’t know about the coffee we can ask my parents if there is some.”

Max hugged Lily as they embarked on there quests and promised each other to meet on the dance floor. Max then climbed up the stairs to find the host only to find nobody there just a teddy bear in a suit positioned on the balcony looking toward the dance floor Mr snuffles wasn’t there only a teddy bear was

“I cant believe I got duped…I should just join Lily in the quest for coffee at this point I’m practically talking to a teddy bear” said Max as he walked away back to the stairs.

“You should’ve just said I was the third cousin to the Kaiser and second cousin to the devil Old sport” A mysterious voice said behind Max and as Max turned around the voice continued “You see… I’m Mr Snuffles” spoke the now standing Dapper teddy bear holding a glass as to imitate that one Leonardo DiCaprio meme.

“I understand that reference also why did you on the invitation write your name as Mr S when that’s not your name and you are aware that name is associated with an attempted homicide attempt ?” Asked Max flabbergasted from the Shyamalan level twist. “Would you have taken the invitation seriously if I wrote my full name?” Replied Mr snuffles “Would you have come?”

“Jordan Peele’s new movie” Replied Max cheerfully “Exactly” replied Mr snuffles “I am also very much aware of what the name “Mr S” is associated with as much as I regret my actions I can’t take back the fact that I was the one who attempted homicide on your Aunt Gladys.”

The minute Mr snuffles said that Max was running faster then Cinderella down the stairs.

Meanwhile at the Concession stand ran by Mary’s parents

“Hey there Sweetie who’s your friend there” Asked Dave to his Daughter as Mary and Lily walked closer to the concession stand.

“She wants to know if there’s coffee around here also…” Mary answered her father before Turning to Lily “What’s your name? You never mentioned your name.”

“My name is Lily” she replied Turning back to Mary with her Answer

“Well Sugar you must be one lucky gal because I just found a bag of Coffee beans underneath the concession stand so we can make coffee just for you!” Said Sheryl

“Actually two people I’m getting coffee for my best friend Max to. We barely get any sleep at all but I’m pretty sure just looking at our faces would make that clear but because how much time homework and making PowerPoints about our hyper fixations for our school clubs takes , we actually share the room for funny story actually I broke my projector accidentally and you can’t project cartoons for your members without one so now the film club and the animation club became The film and animation club and I’m in debt to the New Jersey Public school system and so because of all that we need a cup of Coffee before we fall asleep before midnight ahahah and isn’t the whole point of New year eve is to stay up till midnight?.

“Alright Lily, how do you and you and your friend like your coffee?” Asked Mary.

“Two Espresso ’s with a lot of sugar please! other than mixing every energy drink on earth espressos usually keep me and Max up.

“Thats not healthy at all but Two Expressos coming right up!” Said Dave. “Why don’t you go dance while the coffee gets made” Asked Sheryl

“I am supposed to meet up with Max there anyway soooooo why not be early and bust a move Also thanks for enabling my crippling caffeine addiction!!!” Lily said cheerfully skipping to the dance floor before tripping on her heels and face planting on the cold hard venue floor.

“I got some crocs in my hammerspace if you want them” asked Mary to the girl on the floor.

“Please” said Lily accepting the kind gift and switching from uncomfortable heels to comfy crocs.

The two girls entered the dance floor

Mary rejoined the dancing roller skating dog couple and continued dancing and talking with them

“It’s been so long Mary I haven’t seen you since 2005!” Said Alex before noticing the heart necklace Mary was wearing around her neck “YOU KEPT IT ALL THIS YEARS” Continued Alex cheerfully.

“ I also watched your roller derbies at home on the tv ……sorry I haven’t gone in person… you know why” replied Mary cheerfully both happy to be reunited.

“I heard a lot about you Mary! By the way I’m Sally Alex’s girlfriend I’m so glad to finally meet you and I love your dress Mary” Sally said cheerfully before turning her sights to Lily who doing a shuffle sorta dance as Katy Perry’s firework plays “ I ALSO LOVE YOUR DRESS FILM REEL GIRL!”

“THANKS I MADE IT MYSELF!” Happily replied “It actually demonstrates the history of animation! That’s why it’s black and white around the top piece and colored on the skirt and it has POCKETS! OOF” said Lily before being tackled to the ground and losing one of the crocs!

“LILY!!!!YOU WERE RIGHT! Screamed Max in fear “MR SNUFFLES IS THE SAME MR S THAT ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE ON MY AUNT GLADYS AND HE’S TARGETING MEEEEE ALSO HE’S A TEDDY BEAR.” “CAP THERE’S NO WAY THE HOST IS A TEDDY BEAR!I AND YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE HAPPY TO DIE WEARING THE OUTFIT I MADE AND GIFTED YOU FOR CHRISTMAS!” screamed Lily back to Max.”IM TO YOUNG TO DIE!” Said Max before both of them were bear hugged by the previously twisting girl in the clown mask who had just noticed them through the limited vision of the mask and was so happy to see them she couldn’t help but bear hug them so tightly Lily and Max thought that the clown had the ability to extend her limbs like she was elastic girl and they are correct.

“IM SO HAPPY! IM FINALLY FINALLY HOME! YOU TWO ARE THE ONLY ONES AT THIS PARTY THAT’S SUCH A GAS THAT ARENT FREAKS! MY NAME IS POPPY WHATS YOURS?” Said Poppy excitedly

“WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU CLOWN FREAK! YOU SHOULD NOT EVEN BE ALIVE! HUMANS ARE EXTINCT!!” yelled the once running the fish like child as he runs toward Poppy

“Goldie! NO!” Cried his mother.

“GOLDIE YES!” Goldie yelled as he jumps to attack Poppy

“Oh Snap we got a salmon run over here” Said Lily as she and Max drink there finished Coffee having escaped Poppy’s grasp when Goldie distracted her and are now watching the fight between Goldie and Poppy and later Assitbun has he tries to break up the fight as Mary and Mr Snuffles joins them to talk.

Mary sighs because she knows that this talk is gonna open deep old wounds that she has run from far as she can remember but she’s not running not anymore yet she still squeezes Mr snuffles for comfort.

“Do you know why I have Mr snuffles?” asked Mary

“He was a gift …An apology gift from My Director and apparently for the advice she gave me well that’s what she said anyway apparently going through something in real life helps with acting and the pilot … I don’t think she was ever sorry for it…ever ” Mary continued starting to tear up.

“What was the advice she gave you Mary?” Asked Max

“That I was Mistake and I couldn’t do anything right that I am the most useless kid In the entire world that I am destitute and dense and a crybaby and so much more… I was exhausted to my breaking point … acting for her …trying to be absolutely perfect for her … all I wanted to do was make her proud …proud of my performance in her sitcom pilot” Answered Mary starting to drown in her past

“You know how in some stories the new kid at school gets bullied I was the new kid on camera and off camera… That week was absolute hell and it still affects me to this very day…I have can’t hear a laugh track or watch an episode of any sitcom without the memories flooding back in and whenever I make a mistake no matter how small… I tell myself her advice and you wanna know what all the suffering amounted to?”

“What Mary…” asked Lily concerned about what the answer is going to be.

“Nothing”

“…the sitcom was cancelled so all that suffering was for nothing anyway everything that happened to me then was the whole reason why Mr snuffles did what he did to your Aunt Gladys … yeah my New Years resolution is going to therapy…I’m gonna go welcome that stuffed bunny in the 1920s flapper costume over there . Have a nice time you Lovebirds at the party, bye!” Said Mary as she wiped her tears leaving.

“But we’re not Dating…” Said Lily tired of hearing that.

“And you don’t

“Just so you know Max I’m actually really chill and I absolutely loathe violence I’m only violent when people harm Mary in anyway …you were on my list because of the pool incident where you crushed her because you didn’t follow the pool rules but thank your girlfriend Lily for the suit she made me because if not you would be dead in space or in another universe also here’s the croc you lost earlier Lily be sure to return them for your plane tickets back home” said Mr snuffles as he left “I got a party to host…Just a about four more guests and the party can truly start also I’m putting careless whisper just for you to ”

“Poor girl…” said Lily who just wanted to drink her Coffee and watch a fight.

“Should have called Cool Cat” Said Max jokingly before asking Lily a question.

“You got some kind of Sixth Sense or something? Do you see dead people because the fact that you prevented something without knowing anything about it is sus.” Asked Max.

“To be honest I was more scared of Mary and what she could do Since Mary is a toon she has access to a bunch of Toon props that would kill normal people like us …I just thought “What if that little Toon Tyke puts a bomb in a box and gifts it to you” I just …didn’t want to lose my best friend I didn’t want you to end up like Teddy Valiant so I raced the clock to make a suit for her teddy bear before my vacation was over and I succeeded.” Said Lily cheerfully

“Thank you Lily and that’s why My new year resolution other than sleeping is to I guess not complain when you pick the movie at movie night to the point of fighting you and I guess destroy my bias of animated films being just for babies ?” Said Max

Lily said cheerfully “ I think that’s gonna be my New Year Resolution also just you know destroying my Bias that live action films are just boring wastes of time instead I mean I did love inception.”

Lily continued as she raised her coffee cup to make a toast to the new year. A New year for the club and for there friendship.

“Cheers?” Lily asked.

“Cheers!” Answered Max

“TO 2023!” The best friends cheered.

As the best friends talked about Movies and shows recommending each other stuff to watch they couldn’t help but be distracted as Alex unintentionally disrupts their conversation with his barking and growling soon joined by Sally.

“Dog barking! Something bad is gonna happen it’s an omen in every movie” Max said sarcastically.

Lily pokes her head out of the booth where they were sitting at and starts to snicker.

“This party is either about get really awkward or more dramatic then a telenovela” Said Lily in amusement.

“Really? Why” Asked Max

But he didn’t need to wait for an answer… he just saw his answer. There near the door was His uncle Bob, his cousins Evelyn and Ashley and the reason for the drama and awkwardness, Aunt Gladys the very Same director who directed Mary’s sitcom and abused her all those years ago

Max whispered to Lily “How are we more early then them when they actually live here and we had to deal with the new year airport crowd AND flying across the country it feels like it took them like four days to get here.”

Mary and Gladys stared at each other unsure what to say until…

“Mary…I’m” Gladys said before a microphone screech interrupted her.

“Ladies and Gentleman…Boys and Girls! Welcome to my New Years party!” Said Mr Snuffles from the top of the stairs balcony after being made aware by Assitbun that all guests have arrived.

“As we gather to welcome the new year with hope for a better year as I know for some of you …You’ve been through lot of horrible things that you should never have been through but it’s time to party and celebrate the New Year with Musical classics such as the cha cha slide and Y.M.C.A , Food and Drinks prepared by S.D Bakery and a Murder mystery game and of course Fireworks!” Continued Mr snuffles

“LET THE PARTY BEGIN!” Cheered Mr Snuffles creating an indoor firework show with his magical powers causing cheers before Mr snuffles was pushed to the side by a small rabbit girl in a flapper costume.

“Enough with the showing off!” Said the stuffed Rabbit in a British accent. “I’m Velvie and who wants to see me jump off the balcony and into the water fountain!” Velvie asked the small guest crowd hearing cheers to do so as Mr snuffles rolled his eyes.

So she did.

And they cheered.

The Party continued on and soon Mary noticed Poppy sitting at a table booth all alone and decided to join her at the booth.

“Hi! …Poppy was it?” Said Mary to the girl who was All alone.

“Oh! Hi Porky!” Replied Poppy cheerfully.

“Mary actually but it is better than being called Peppa so I’ll let that slide… Are you doing ok? I can’t really tell because of the mask covering your face but are you enjoying the party?” Asked Mary concerningly

“Oh don’t worry about me Mary! I’m enjoying the party! Even if I don’t know anybody here …and I don’t know the music …I don’t get out much. In fact, I can’t Leave based on an curse but I think the curse is broken because I’m here! ” Replied Poppy cheerfully before becoming melancholy before becoming cheerful again.

“Why?” Asked Mary.

“Halloween night …I made a mistake…I walked away from my mommy and daddy…and I found a pretty door and I went in … and I found a playground inside so I played in it and there was some clown guy that I don’t remember his name but I think it was Balan or something like that and he told me the rules which there was only one Rule which was leave before Twelve but I forgot the rule while playing and when I tried to go home …the door wouldn’t open …he told me I could never go home because I broke the rules so I found a big hammer and hit him with it a bit and then he wasn’t moving. I guess I became the queen of the playground I still miss my mommy and daddy” Poppy answered.

“Wait but if your cursed to stay at the playground. How are you even here?” Asked Mary understandably so.

“I don’t know…All I remember was finding a letter on the floor for me and it was an invite to this party and I read it and it was an invite then big bright light came and I was here being greeted by that…creepy teddy bear” Answered Poppy.

“You were probably teleported which could be the same thing for other guests as well” replied Mary puzzling together how Mr snuffles managed to bring his guest list together.

“What year is it?” Asked Poppy abruptly.

“It’s 2022 and it’s about to become 2023 in two hours…What year was it when you entered the playground” Asked Mary concerned yet prepared to comfort her.

“1961…” Said Poppy with her voice starting to shake.

“You were gone for…60 years ” Mary said Now hugging Poppy to comfort her.

“Everything I know is gone…I was gone to long… do my friends even remember me…M-my mommy and daddy are-” Poppy said as she mentally spiraled down deeper and deeper into her already damaged mind from the years of isolation before Mary threw her a mental rope just by simply asking a five word question.

“Could I be your friend?” asked Mary

“Yes…I would like that… thank you ” replied Poppy now crying.

The two hugged each other.

“W-what if -we n-never see each other a-again” said Poppy scared to be alone again “what if you forget me.”

“I’ll still be your friend even if we never see each other again.” Answered Mary comfortingly

“I’m pretty sure Mr snuffles could work something out after all he teleported you out of your Chuck E. Cheese playground dream core backrooms prison to this party …he might not look like it but he can do a-lot.” Mary continues.

When suddenly Mr snuffles spoke into the microphone.

“It’s time for a mystery! A Murder Mystery!” Mr snuffles announced!

The guests cheered.

“I was wondering when the game would start…” Velvie thought.

“I wonder if this game is gonna be more like Clue or maybe Knives out? Wooo I love a Good whodunnit!” Max Cheerfully whispered to Lily.

Mr snuffles then teleported the guests to a dining room inside an old manor where the game would be played.

On the dining table were letters with each of the guests names on it that when opened there roles would be revealed to them.

“The rules are as following!” Mr snuffles Continued.

“1. No actual killing …just bonk them on head , show your card and tell them to play dead.”

“2. Once a victim’s body is discovered and reported. A trail to find the killer will commence in the Foyer where clues will be shared and suspects shall be questioned until everybody has written down there vote of whodunnit.”

“3. The player with most votes will be eliminated and there card and role will be revealed, the game will end if they indeed are the killer and continue into the next round.”

“4. No revealing your cards to anyone unless the game calls for it.”

“5. Act and by acting I mean acting as this is real and mourning the victim if you know them along with what’s written on your card with your roles on it.”

“And the finale rule …Have Fun!” Said Mr snuffles has explained the rules. “ Any Question’s?”

Goldie’s mother raised her hand.

“Yes Inkura?” asked Mr snuffles.

“You mentioned clues being collected and shared. What do you mean by that?” Asked Inkura.

“The Clues are context clues of what you noticed about your fellow guests as-well as the information your fellow guests bring into the game. For example, The butler Assitbun is the victim. The victim has an indent of a mallet on the back of his head. The suspects of this scenario are basically every toon here due to Hammer space which is-“ Mr snuffles Answered before being cut of by.

“The ability of Cartoon characters to carry impossible objects with them at all times ,pulling them out when needed” Lily cheerfully answered before realizing she was interrupting and was about to apologize before she was interrupted by.

“Correct!” Mr snuffles said before continuing. “Because of hammer space toons would be a prime suspect because of it another suspect in this supposed case would be Poppy because she also has a mallet which she demonstrated in your fight” Mr snuffles said as he teleported in front of Goldie and Poppy.

Velvie raised her hand.

“Yes, Velvie?” Answered Mr snuffles

“So what do we do when we find a “body”. Asked Velvie

“Great question!” Answered Mr snuffles “You found a Murder victim. Scream as loud as you can” said Mr snuffles before starting the game.

“Everybody when I say three open your cards and take your props from under your chair or in Gladys’s case in front of you.” Said Mr snuffles finally starting the game.

“One.Two.Three, Let us begin!” Cheered Mr snuffles as the game and everyone started grabbing there prop and card and heading to explore to gorgeous old manor everyone but Gladys who was still at the dining table looking at vase of roses before asking Mr snuffles.

“Why…What did I do to deserve what you did to me…What did I do to deserve being crushed by a lighting fixture and being paralyzed because of it you homicidal monster…” Asked Gladys now silently crying remembering the pain and fear she felt that night.

“I already told you. You know what you did Gladys. Your “advice” Hurt her so much it affects her so much even today.” Answered Mr snuffles ashamed of what he had done.

“So you maimed me because of something I did seventeen almost eighteen years ago …Why couldn’t you let the past just be the past! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MEDICAL DEBT I AM IN! YOU ALMOST KIlLED ME! YOU ALMOST WIDOWED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! MY CHILDREN ALMOST LOST THERE MOTHER BECAUSE OF YOU! WHY!” Gladys screamed now looking directly into Mr snuffles’s eyes wanting closure.

“Here’s why Your advice was not helpful at all it was just abuse. Your abused her for a sitcom pilot something that barely anyone was gonna see” said Mr snuffles answered before continuing.

“When I found out through a old journal that Mary wrote about what you did …I was enraged…I thought for a moment… a small moment that maybe she was affected by the pain you caused her like you thought but as I thought more about it I realized how much of Mary’s behavior made so much sense… her hatred of sitcoms and laugh tracks …her self loathing whenever she made a mistake… her need to be perfect…it all made sense that it stemmed from her trauma. Trauma that you caused and because of that I planned for a entire year to get Revenge for Mary… I wanted to say thank you to her for how well she treated me…most teddies don’t get that luxury and what’s a better way to say thank you then to get revenge on there abuser and i wish I never did.” Mr snuffles said with regret before continuing.

“Because I shaped shifted myself to Mary’s appearance to get revenge on you …she was framed because of it…Mary suffered because of my actions… she and her family and had to deal with my actions in court against your family and the law while you were in a coma. She literally time traveled to try to stop it but just she saw everything instead…I traumatized her.”Said Mr snuffles with pain in his button eyes.

“Can you tell Mary that I’m sorry? I was gonna tell her myself but you interrupted me and knowing now how much I hurt her… I don’t think she would want to see me.” Said Gladys looking at the Roses.

“Take Responsibility.” Was all Mr snuffles said as he left Gladys alone in the dining room.

Meanwhile in the Manor library

“So…What do you think is in the briefcases?” Lily asked Max as they stared at there prop briefcases given to them.

Max didn’t answer instead he opened the briefcase with the code he was given 1888 when he opened the briefcase. His face lit up as he opened the briefcase.

“Oh, we happy.” Max answered taking the flashlight out of the briefcase that was causing the light and pulling out movie DVDs and VHS “My card said historian so I guess I’m a film Historian” Max said as he found a dvd and VHS player.

“Weird” Thought Lily Looking at her card that also said Historian before looking at the number “1908” and then her briefcase before opening it.

Opening the briefcase Lily pulled out Books about the history of animation such as “The world history of animation” and “That’s all folks! The Art of Warner bros. Animation.” “I’m an animation historian!” Said Lily happily.

“Nice! High five” replied Max.

They high five.

“You wanna watch a movie since I got movies in my briefcase?” Asked Max to Lily.

“Yeah sure why not. can we have popcorn?” Lily replied.

“I’ll check the kitchen for it or at least corn to make it into popcorn you pick the movie out whichever one catches your eye and wait for me to come back with popcorn.” Said Max as he grabbed the flashlight

“Thanks!!” Lily said as she went to choose a movie.

Lily picked up a DVD copy of “Run Lola Run”.

“This looks good” Lily thought as she sat down to read one of her Animation history books as she waited for Max to return.

As Max walked down the hallway decorated with books and paintings while lighting his way with the flashlight before dodging Goldie running with a frying pan screaming and giggling “YOU CANT CATCH ME!” As Dave chased after Goldie screaming “ YOU GIVE THAT BACK YOU BRAT! IF THAT FRYING PAN ISN’T IN MY HAND BY WHEN I COUNT TO THREE I WILL BE MAKING CARAWAY SALMON WITH RYE BERRY-AND-BEET SALAD AND YOU WILL BE THE SALMON!”

Max thought to himself “Perfect I know where the kitchen is and I got a suspect for who got the killer card” and continued walking down the hallway before hearing a song.

A very familiar song.

daisy…daisy

give me your answer do

She’s half crazy

all for the love of you

It won’t be a stylish marriage

I cant afford a carriage

But you’ll look sweet upon the seat

Of a bicycle built for two…

Sang Assitbun before the windows error screen appeared on his face as Assitbun became the first victim of the murder mystery game.

“ I don’t know if this is broke the first rule or not but Time of Death 11:11 PM” wrote Max on his Phone before rolling up his sleeves to take photos of the crime scene to add to his notes.

Taking a picture of every crack and every exposed wire and the broken microchips scattered on the floor stained by the hydraulic fluid and Oil pouring from an massive crack like dent on the back of his head that Max made sure not to get on himself so he won’t appear sus.

“Welp got everything now to do my best my final girl scream.”

Before Max could finish screaming everyone was teleported to the foyer room to discuss the clues Max had discovered.

“Who’s the victim Max?” Asked Mr snuffles “Do you have any clues and important information to share and did you see anyone nearby?”

“Got a lot of information for ya Mr snuffles!” Max Cheerfully answered.

“Assitbun is the victim According to the crime scene photos I took…Man that was a mess…and the last people I saw was Daddy Pig chasing the gold fish because the fish stole a frying pan or something bro was threatening the fish and everything and the time of death was 11:11 pm.”

“Look at Sherlock over here! Autism be darned my bestie can solve a mystery!” Said Lily.

“And your my Watson ! Btw did you pick a movie yet” asked Max.

“Yeah, Run Lola Run.” Answered Lily.

“Nice” replied Max.

“Excuse me for interrupting you two lovebirds but how do you know the time of death I know you didn’t do it but I would like to know” asked Mr snuffles.

“Oh yeah He pulled a Hal 9000 and sang Daisy belle as he died I heard the whole song before a windows error screen popped up but the thing is … He sang it wrong.” Answered Max

“What?” Asked Poppy.

Before Max could explain Lily screamed out.

“Don’t make him start…it’ll be 2023 by the time he finishes!”

“What do you mean by that ?” Asked Mr snuffles.

“He sang “SHE’S Half crazy” instead “I’M Half crazy” …It doesn’t make sense …the song wasn’t random it was probably programmed in …so why would he get it wrong” Replied Max as he racked his brain for answers.

“Maybe Assitbun knew you were there and fought against his pre programmed death message just enough to at least mention the Killers a girl.” Spoke Velvie sharing her Theory.

“Well that confirms it My darling Dave didn’t Kill the DJ also he was with me the entire time other than the time the fish stole the frying pan for some reason.”

“Missed opportunity” Max thought.

“Good theory Velvie ”Inkura before Turning to Max

“Can I see the crime scene photos I’m a scientist as well as an inventor I work with Machines and robots frequently and given that you mentioned it being very messy I’m also experienced with Messes I think I could be very helpful in solving this case.” Asked Inkura politely.

“Sure” answered Max giving his phone to Inkura.

“Woomy” Said Inkura happily as she began to study the crime scene photo

“It seems the circle like dent on the top of his head near his ears was the blow that splatted him and you were we’re not wrong on the mess part” Said Inkura as she studied the crime scene photos

I feel like the killer would be easy to find given they would reasonably be covered in hydrologic fluid the entire room is a splash zone and the only “dry area” would be the top of the roof and even then the killer does seem to have done this before at least… once before.” Said Inkura sharing all the information she could gather from the crime scene photos.

Mary Looked at Poppy already knowing what she did.

“why aren’t we done with this we all know it was bootleg Peppa so show us the card already Bootleg Peppa!” Hollers Evelyn.

“She’s the reason Mommy’s in a wheelchair! She’s Definitely Crazy and much more than Half!” Screamed out Ashley.

“She probably crawled up the wall to kill the robot like the girl from the exorcist and is pulling the same innocent act she pulled to get community service instead of being dipped!” Said Evelyn.

Mary just stared for a bit for the audacity before she replied.

“One… Don’t EVER call me that again and You know nothing about me…you never even bothered to talk or play or anything instead you just stared at me and judged me …Just Ask your Mr snuffles …He was there.” Said Mary standing up for herself

As Evelyn and Ashley prepared to Jump Mary for what they think she did to there mother. They were strangled and pulled up by two long arms before being thrown down on the cold Hardwood floor

“IT WAS ME!” Poppy screamed “I HID ON THE TOP OF THE DOOR FRAME AND I HIT THAT RABBIT RIGHT ON THE HEAD I KILLED HIM AND I SHOULD BE THROWN TO THE LOONY BIN AND IM NOT GONNA LET YOU BULLY MY FIRST FRIEND I MADE SINCE I WENT MiSSING IN 1961!!!!”

“Ended the game a bit earlier by doing that Poppy then I wanted but this story is already long enough everyone reveal your cards.” Said Mr snuffles

“I’m an Actress” Said Mary with her Smug face showing her Card that said Actress to Evelyn and Ashley.

“At least your something!” Screamed the twins in sync “we just got “VICTIM preferringly with an Axe!” Said the twins pissed off looking at Mr snuffles.

“ Was that a Shining reference there Mr snuffles? Anyway I’m a Film Historian and can I please keep the briefcase for the good job?” asked Max

“I’m a animation historian! And I would also like to keep my briefcase even though I did absolutely nothing to contribute.” Said Lily happily

“Yes, I was originally gonna give you a Scooby snack but Alex and Sally got into the supply so…Sure take the briefcases both of you guys.” Answered Mr snuffles happy that his accident of writing historian twice on two cards will never come out.

“Sorry Mr snuffles” said Alex and Sally.

“Anyway my card says Athlete Babe what does your card say?” Asked Alex looking Lovingly at Sally.

“Model!” Said Sally happily.

“I got Daredevil…not that anybody asked” Said Velvie.

“Is that how you got those stitches?” Asked Goldie.

“Yes! I have so many stories to tell wanna hear them?” Answered Velvie

“YEAH!” Screamed Goldie excitedly.

As Velvie told Goldie her stories and adventures Inkura revealed her and her sons cards.

“My card said Scientist and Goldie’s said Thief” said Inkura while smiling.

“So that’s why he stole that frying pan…Sorry for threatening to cook your son” Said Dave as he apologized to Inkura and Goldie.

“It’s ok what role did you and your wife get?” Asked Inkura.

“I got chef and my sweetie got Baker which is weird because we both are bakers.” Answered Dave.

With the game over everyone was transported back to the main venue with no music because the DJ is dead.

“So Sherlock how did you solve that mystery.” Asked Lily curiously.

“Elementary my dear Watson…the whole crime scene reminded of 2001: A space odyssey so…The only reason the murder was even solved was because I understood that reference…Shame we never got our popcorn. ” Said Max casually

“Ok but what was the reference?” Asked Lily confused by the half answered question.

“You’ll understand because after you watch Run Lola Run your watching 2001 next.” Said Max not answering her question.

“Ok…only if you watch Puss in boots the last wish and The Mitchell’s versus the machines with me, I think you will really like Mitchell’s so Do we have a deal?” Said Lily

“Deal!” Said the best friends as they shook each others hands with a secret handshake.

Meanwhile on the Balcony.

Mary watched the few Fireworks from other parties she was soon joined by Mr snuffles.

“Enjoying the party?” Asked Mr snuffles as he climbed up the balcony to join Mary.

“Of course I am Mr snuffles why do you ask?” Answered Mary as she sipped on her Fanta.

“It’s just…it feels like with how you shared your horrible past on those two lovebirds to explain that I’m not a monster by the way Queen Behavior how you just walked up,trauma dumped, told them that they should date and left and with the twins blaming you and practically bullying you for something that I did …… I just feel like you weren’t happy with all that so if you were wondering why you were suddenly with the tykes at random times…that’s why. I’m so proud of you for standing up for yourself against Mrs Director’s twins.” Said Mr snuffles concerned for her happiness before having the greatest look of pride on his face that she stood up for her self.

“I am happy!” Said Mary cheerfully.

“I got to see Alex again after years I got to spend time with my friends and I even made a new friend! Speaking of Poppy is it possible to free her and thanks for making the joke about Evelyn and Ashley for me …I wanted to make that joke but I didn’t want to stoop down to there level just because they called me Peppa .why should I make a low fruit joke based on the fact they look similar to those creepy hallway ghost girls .”

“Her freedom is t just like the guest list it’s not in my control but I’ll try my bestq.” Answered Mr snuffles with Hope.

“Wait…what do you mean you don’t have control over the guest list then who does ? Actually that makes a lot of sense now that I think about it that makes a lot of sense.” Said Mary as everything started to make sense.

“You know how some of the Tykes talk about a Fourth Wall?”Asked Mr snuffles as he was about to explain everything to Mary before he was interrupted.

It was Gladys.

“Mary…I’m so sorry for everything I did to you ” Said Gladys as she rolled closer to Mary finally taking Responsibility.

“I always wanted to be a director since I was a little girl and after years of waiting for my chance to show what I was made of and a dear friend of mines wants to make there passion project but there busy and can’t do it so they give it to me to direct and “finally I thought this is my chance to show Hollywood what I’m made of” I wanted to make a sitcom pilot that wasn’t like anything before it. I didn’t want to make another Full house or Brady bunch or anything form Disney channel! I wanted to make something truly amazing to redefine what a sitcom was with breathtaking acting and actual cinematography maybe it was the stress of how late you came out causing Production delays or my perfectionism but I hurt you so deeply and I’m so sorry for everything and you don’t need to forgive me I don’t deserve it.” Said Gladys near to tears before heading back to her family before being stopped by.

“You’re finally Sorry .” Said Mary with happy tears in her eyes.

Suddenly Velvie ran up the stairs and alerted them to the time.

“ITS 11:59! ITS ALMOST NEW YEARS YOUR GONNA MISS IT!” Screamed Velvie as the other guests went up the balcony to count down.

“Oh…nevermind I guess your early to the count down…” Said Velvie looking to the side.

The next moment the count down began.

10!

9!

8!

7!

6!

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!

“HAPPY NEW YEAR!” Said the guests as they cheered and hugged as the welcomed the New Year of 2023 as fireworks exploded in the night.

🎆The end 🎆

Finally done After 20 Days , sorry if it got kinda badly written near the end the burnout was getting to me along with school work taking up my time

Thanks to @lexi0507 for reminder that the place/job where you make food for parties is called catering and @mushshroomcat so you can read it.

That’s all folks

[fallingsunflower]

Why us jeff liking olivia tweets and harry Lambert

You know what's funny? People are paying attention to what the people AROUND Harry are doing. Harry's not the one liking her tweet or her posts and he was meant to be her "boyfriend." If social media activities mean so much to some of you guys like it does to shippers then tell me, why didn't he like a single post of hers during the entire time they were "together?" He didn't even repost any of the DWD posts that she posted. Why? Because he doesn't care and he knows social media doesn't mean anything. I used to be friends with some of the girls I didn't really talk to in school on facebook and I'm sure a lot of others have too. But it didn't mean anything. I never spoke to them online they were just on my friends list. What I don't understand is why some of you guys are paying attention to what she's doing or who in Harry's circle liked her post? Who cares? And it's not just on this blog it's on other PR blogs aswell. We finally got rid of her so why are you still giving her unecessary attention?

This is what I meant when I said Olivia didn't have to do anything to get attention. There was no need for her to behave like a clown the past two years to get people talking about her. She could've just sat at home posting things on her story and finding ways to link her story posts to Harry and that would've been enough.

I thought the obsession with her would stop once the stunt was over but I was wrong. Some of y'all are making yourselves miserable and idk how to help anymore

[goldenfharry]

Sure, Kendall has a lot of bad press on her and her family, but Holivia was the lowest of Harry’s career in terms of image and bad press, imo. You can’t get worse than that.

Yep! Also Kendall may be an attention seeker aswell but the times she was with Harry she never behaved the way Olivia behaved in the last two years. Kendall didn't do unecessary pap walks near his house dressed in his merch from head to toe or invade his privacy. She didn't attend 38833929939383993 shows dancing like a maniac like Olivia did. Yes Kendall has done a few things here and there but not to the extent of what Olivia did. Hendall only lasted like a maximum of two months in 2013 and then a few days during yatchgate in 2016 but he looked more comfortable with Kendall than he ever did with his most "serious ex" and the "woman he apparantly saw a future with" as shippers claimed. Literally the majority of the fandom were celebrating when the circus show ended which explains how bad she was for Harry's image like you said. Even the GP were calling him out for "dating" a person like her. Olivia was like an annoying fly that wouldn't leave and we all had to tolerate her bullshit. And the worse thing is she didn't even love Harry or care about him. As a fan of Harry's who has loved him for 12 years all I want for him is to find someone who loves him. Olivia didn't love him. She loved the attention she got by pretending to date him and that pissed me off. But it's fine she got her 15 minutes of fame and she's gone back to being irrelevant. Funny how as soon as the circus show ended there is no pap pics of her in his merch holding a starbucks coffee. I thought she was an A list actress so I wonder what happened all of a sudden 🤔

But yes you're right Olivia was bad for Harry's career. Look at how many times he got called out in the last two years than he did in his entire career. And it's all down to that woman. And yes Harry is to be blamed for it aswell for agreeing to clown around with her but my point is Olivia was the worst person he stunted with hence why she was the worst person to be associated with and I do hope he doesn't make the same mistake again in the future. I do hope he has learnt his lesson.

Yes yes yes!

It’s easy to understand why it sounded like a good idea to link Kendall to Harry in 2013. He was in the biggest boyband of the world, being mentioned everywhere, winning tons of money and being chased by every single paparazzi in the world. She was starting her modeling career, so it helped. Now, she comes from a famous family, she already had a name, sure. That’s why you never saw any desperate moves. She didn’t need it. And she has smart people behind her as well. Hendall was never as chaotic as Holivia was. Neither of his rs were. Harry was called a homewrecker, a cheater, someone with mommy issues, was in between multiple love triangules, all of this at 28 years old, not 19. It was bad, really bad. At the peak of his career, it was scandal after scandal. And she did every thing to make it worse. Kendall knows how to proceed because her mom would never allow her to look desperate. Not that she needs it now but you get my point. Either way, the lesson was learned and he seems to be glowing more and more everyday. Good for him! 💛

[nightmare8-420]

Ayeee thank you for the tag 🙏

LAST SONG/ALBUM: laughing clown dances with the devil by guchiry. i may have issues yes.

FAVORITE COLOUR: Red! ahaa jiro nito who

SWEET, SPICY, OR SAVORY: spicy 100% i may cry but sweets are not my thing, savory is okay but i prefer spicy any day.

LAST TV SHOW: uh i dont really watch any (youtube & bilibili my beloved 🙏) but probably dr phil-

LAST FILM: also dont really watch films, im boring 😭 ill go with what i have memory of- tag/real onigokko! (does this count?)

LAST THING I LOOKED UP ONLINE: stroke order of qǐng/请, chinese lessons arent too hard yet! yet.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single, tho i wish i wasnt

CURRENT OBSESSION: does drawing count? specifically guchiry, fishing aswell for some reason? i suppose learning chinese but i dont think that’s exactly an obsession,, fishing 👍

NO PRESSURE TAG LIST:

@unsightlyoddity @senonon @blubgloop

@im-fuck3d-90 and anyone else who wants to (you guys are who came to mind first, no pressure to do so!)

The People I'd Like To Get To Know Better Tag Game

Tagged by the lovely @lucifers-horror-harem (thank you Lottie, this was a welcome distraction~)

Last Song/Album: "Alive" from the Jekyll & Hyde musical soundtrack

Favorite color: blue or black. Technically both. I love blues, especially deeper blues but black has also always been my color. I've gravitated towards it since I was young. (I was born to be goth rofl.)

Sweet, spicy or savory: this one is weird. In the last five years, especially this past year, my tolerance for anything sweet has drastically diminished. I still love savory stuff but I have to be in the mood. And my spice tolerance has increased in a weird balancing act to the growing intolerance for sweets? So...spicy, I guess?

Last TV show: starting a Gravity Falls rewatch baybeeeee

Last film: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Last thing I looked up online: I'm honestly not sure

Relationship status: Married

Current obsession: Twisted Wonderland (secondary obsession is still horror media, and Disney properties are sort of a side focus/satellite thing as a result of the TWST obsession; I cannot stress enough this silly little mobile game became both a SpIn and a hyperfixation in record time and it's been going strong since late October 2023 and shows no signs of stopping. Also, though it technically falls under the umbrella of horror media, thanks The Magnus Protocol for reigniting the magpod hyperfixation)

No pressure tags: @changeofheart69 @tixdixl @inmateofthemind @oathofoaks (yes I know that I know you guys already and you're my besties but I wanted to make sure you knew I was thinking about you and wanted to include you) @silverscribe87 @trensu @horrorobsessor @blithesharem @thehollowwriter @snailsrneat @theleechyskrunkly @rainesol and anyone who wants to grab this tag and run with it is free to!

[tropinano]

ACTUALLY ok this is fairly known if you follow me on ig or interact in discord but i WILL drop little tidbits of TTOBB for my own wellbeing here aswell :)

Heres the basic character list, if you do want to ask questions I can drop them aswell

Rírá O’Shea she/her - Assistant Ringleader

Bella Marbh she/her - Giant Bug Handler, Botanist, interest in poisons

Franz Glare he/him - Pierrot

Niko Behemoth he/him - Strongman

Una Cosmic she/they - Acrobat

Athena Dovecraft they/them - Acrobat

Alex Imní he/him - some guy

Peter O’Hare he/him - Sideshow Magician

Ace Pastille he/they - Firebreather

Olivia Chuckles she/her - Clown handler

Sam Vintage he/she - Medic(?), Mad scientist

Rooster he/they/it - silly guy

Magnifico Compacto he/him - Contortionist

Jill Donner he/him - Founder and Ringleader

The Countess she/her - scary lady doesnt show up until later

ok that is all for now i need to do some writing

[existing-user]

So I decided I’m going to draw something from Sr Pelo’s Spooky Month every day of October. I have forgot to post them on here so I’ll do that now starting from day 3 hehe! If I miss a day I’ll just post it with the next cause I will always finish on that day, just forget to post it here on tumblr hehe.

Anyways onto the artworks;

The first image was a let down hehe so don’t be fooled

Day one was just the intro/begging of Spooky Month drawings;

Aswell as an extra I may aswell add;

Next is day 2 in which is; “Universes Eyes”

And finally day three; “Mother/Mum/Mom/Lila” one of those titles haha the middle two just depends on spelling.

My next ideas are listed below;

(Started;)

•Hatzgang

•Susie/Sister Trouble

(Ideas;)

•Clown

•Susie/Sister Trouble 2 (mainly just a few sketches I want to do of the same idea hehe)

•Lemon Monster

•CandyDealer

•CandyShop

If you want more updates/art and sooner you can find me on SU (Sketchers United):

https://sketchersunited.org/users/131679

However quick warning that I do post ALOT there so it’s only an option :3

[vulgarpr1nce55]

tw // talking abt eating disorders and fatphobia

i don’t like people who are dense and refuse to see the toxicity behind things in this world that are popularized. or how desirability plays a role in so many aspects of a person’s everyday life. because it does people who are skinny, lightskinned, able bodied, straight and rich gain large platforms way easier than anyone who does not have those privileges. and that’s a fact. the way that fat phobia is so ingrained into this society that when people point it out they’re treated as crazy and ridiculous and told “ it’s not that deep “ as if diet and work out culture isn’t inherently fat phobic. people go on diets to lose weight to get slimmer because they think it’ll make them look better when in reality it will only make them more desirable to society. all bodies are beautiful. i’ve heard dozens of people including the people around me use the word fat as a synonym for ugly when it’s not.

ex :

them : im so fat

their friend : you’re not fat you’re beautiful

fat ≠ ugly

fat ≠ unhealthy

fat isn’t a bad word. stop treating it like one bro

i myself am continuing to learn more and more about topics like this im open to change and interpretation. i like to learn. the thing is when you speak out about things like this on public platforms you’re often hated on and sent hurtful messages. that are very damaging to a persons mental health. it’s hard to not be able to speak about things and still be able to learn about them. but the comments the unnecessary hate it’s damaging. that’s why i’ve made a list of rules for myself i am going to try to stick to when it comes to social media. because im trying to find more ways to better my mind. hopefully i’ll find more intellectually blessed people that way i’ll have others to discuss things like this with. just because you get hate for your way of thinking doesn’t necessarily mean you’re incorrect. it just means other people aren’t open to accepting the fact that they can be wrong. i used to think i was a close minded person, but im very open minded and am continuing to better myself everyday. i hope that one day i’ll be able to get to a place in my life where i can be happy and open with the people around me.

another thing i know a lot of people wouldn’t like to hear is that some eating disorders also stem from fat phobia aswell. i feel as if that’s a bit self explanatory and goes along with things like diet culture etc but a lot of people fail to realize it.

there are so many different types of eating disorders that are often overlooked because people onmy think of it as just not eating. but it’s so much more complex than that. i know i keep going in about this but i was going through this twitter thread and this darkskin fat black nb person is getting attacked by this popular influencers ( who is light skin and cis ) followers for simply making a tweet about how they thought it was funny how someone with such a high level of desirability was now switching over from being a mua to making workout videos. they’re now getting clowned for making that tweet because the influencer quoted it. i just think it was very irresponsible of a person with that many followers to go after someone who didn’t even say anything wrong. they just made a tweet while high and it wasn’t a tweet hating or anything. whether they were high or not they were still RIGHT. now they’re getting death threats and attacked in their replies. it is just so unnecessary. i really feel for them and hope they are able to heal from this situion because it really takes a toll on someones mental health to be attacked like that online. clowned for doing absolutely nothing wrong… by thousands of people. it’s uncomfortable and humiliating and wrong. and fuck that influencer fr. it’s so irresponsible of her to do something like that.

[devilbat]

Halloween Marvel Madness.

This year I’ve decided to host A writing Challenge. Devilbats Halloween Marvel Madness Writing Challenge. Just pick your character or actor and then choose what you are going to write, and I can’t wait to read them. Let’s get the rules out of the way.

Rules:

You don’t have to follow me to join the fun, but it would be awesome if you did!

Drop me an Ask with who you would like, the numbers and if you want it spoky-ish, angst, fluff and or smut.

Due date is November 1st

When you post send me a message and tag me @devilbat as well as #dbhalloweenmadness

Only two people per-prompt/Movie This may change later on. Smut is aloud just put the proper warnings in(like dub-con, non-con, trigger warnings etc.)Just NO Thorki, or under aged (if writing smut) characters.

Please reblog this, signal boost is alway awesome.

After everything is said and done, not only I will make a master list and post it to my blog but I’ll read and reblog each entry. I’m looking forward to reading what you wrote. I love the autumn/Halloween. Can’t wait to see what everyone writes.

Promt List:

1. You smell like a corpse. Trust me, I’d know.” @just-a-borb-author with Clint and Natasha

2 “No, I don’t tend to keep cyanide in my pantry, let alone in the amounts you’re after.” @jpat82

3 “How long have you been dead?” “300 years.” “Damn. Guess I missed the funeral then.”

4 . “Have you lived under a rock the past three years?” “YES! I WAS LITERALLY UNDER A GRAVESTONE.”

5 “Bite me!” “No thanks. I’m trying to go on a diet.”

6 “How did you manage to get us lost in a corn maze?”

7 “You have to go! Run!” “From what?” “Me.”

8 You forgot to lock the cage.” “So?”“Darling, he’s a werewolf.” @dreams-in-blxck with Sebastian

9 “What are you so afraid of? You’re already Dead!”

10 “Okay, who’s raising the dead when I’m trying to sleep.” @tarithenurse

11 “Wait! Don't move, that's a perfect picture of you laying in the leaves!” @cookie-cherry with Peter Parker

12 “Who’s hands are these!”

13 “I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”

14 “Dancing upon those graves, might not be a good idea.”

15 “Can you help me pick out my costume for the Halloween bash?”

16 "NO WAY! You are not kissing me with clown make up on."

17 "Where did I put my costume? I can't answer the door in my underwear." "Well you do look rather scary."

18 “I can see it in your eyes. Smell it on you even. You’re terrified of me. How pretty.” @klbates22 with Hiddleston/Loki

20 “Trick or Treat!”“Oh, hello! We have a bunch of bowls here, so just pick whatever treat you want and put it in your sack--”“Can...can I put you in the bag?”

21 “Is that a pumpkin carving tool in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” @multifxndomtrxsh with Steve Rogers

22 “Tea is way better than cocoa,”

23 “Honey, I’m all Pumpkin Spice lattes and plastic bats,”

24 “If you say Halloween one more time-” “You’ll kiss me,” @lucantis with Loki

25 “Are you telling me I have an obsession with pumpkins?” @lokikingofasgardslover713 with Steve and Bucky

26 “I’m that itch that you can’t scratch all on your own. We both know that you can’t resist it much longer. Just give in, and let me make it all better.” @maladaptive-ninja-returns with Loki

27 “Don’t ask how much i spent on my costume, just appreciate it,”

28 “How many caramel apples do we need? Two? Twenty? Four hundred? I’m buying four hundred.”

29 “I drank a gallon of cider all by myself. I regret nothing.”

30 "I don't do horror movies- no, puppy dog eyes are against the rules, you can't make me- fine, I'll watch a scary movie with you" @mandywholock1980 with Steve

31 “why do we have flea dip? We don’t own a pet.” “Yeah and the full moon is tonight.”

32 “You look the same as you did 600 years ago.” “Thanks. I have a great skin care routine.” @redfoxwritesstuff with Loki

33 “Did you seriously injure yourself carving a pumpkin?”

34“Can you please help me carry this pumpkin inside my house. It’s like three times bigger than me.”

35“Oh, pumpkin spice. You make me so happy. You’re the love of my life.”

36 “There’s nothing quite as satisfying as stepping on a super crunchy leaf.”

37 “I’m going to presume that dead body in our garden is a decoration.”

38 “If you carve a dick on this pumpkin, I swear to god.”

Classic Horror Movies: (like the song prompts)(on another note I will be writing one shots to these aswell.)

1. Phantom of the opera

2. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

3. Frankenstein

4. Creature from the Black Lagoon

5. The Wolfman

6. The Mummy

7. The invisible Man

[arodrwho]

non-exhaustive list of nd jester things:

autistic jester things:

pastries = samefood y/y?

special interests: the traveler, tusk love, drawing

that whole thing where her social skills mostly revolve around flirting bc that’s what she saw the most of growing up? sounds autistic

in that like. it suggests both that she’s been mimicking what she’s seen (social sponge + intentional learning of social skills), & that she doesn’t rly realize that said mimicry isn’t universally applicable (overgeneralizing + difficulty grasping social rules + not picking up on resulting social cues)

very blunt, just like, all the time

in particular has that like. frank honesty thing going on, eg “i would want someone to tell me if i smelled that bad”

bewildered when caleb reacts the way he does when they have that argument about money; sure, there’s Rich Kid Obliviousness, but she jus really doesn’t seem to get why he’s upset--doesn’t seem to’ve grasped that he was upset much at all until he swiped mud down his face

the way she jus clicks w/kiri & is like “oh ur an echobird? well shit okay, let’s give u some stuff to echo, here have some scripts!!” strikes me as some uhhhhhh autistic solidarity

that story about the bug going up the stairs being the craziest shit she’s ever seen, & her apparent obliviousness to the tone of jamedi’s response? that’s autistic

sketchbook is........comfort object

listen i know the traveler is real & all but it’s worth mentioning that childhood imaginary friends sticking round longer for autistics than they do for allistic peers is like, an anecdotally common thing? so file that under “reasons marion doesn’t seem to’ve been v concerned by jester having [what marion considered to be] an imaginary friend for so long”; she knows her kid’s autistic & so she’s jus like “yea alright that’s cool”

y’know how she Always Draws Dicks? that’s a like. repetition thing u know

that singsong cadence my dudes!!

hair short + partially in a bun all the time? easier to take care of!

super duper shocked when her mom is like “i’ve cancelled my clients for the evening” like it did not occur to her at all that her mom might do that, despite her rocksolid certainty that her mom loves her very very much + has missed her, & i can only conclude that it’s bc That Is Not The Routine & jester’s brain did not register Breaking From Routine as an Option even in those unusual circumstances. which is......autistic

overshares w/out seeming to realize that she’s overshared, both abt herself and others, eg “o ya i spent my whole childhood super isolated bcos my momma hid me from the world!!”, “nott is very good at drinking”, etc. etc. (file that under adhd aswell)

hyperverbal chatterbox can’t tell how much talking is “too much” (file that under adhd aswell)

adhd jester things:

impulsively overshares

hyperverbal chatterbox cannot stop talking even if she wanted to

the way she can never remember to slow down & count her words when she casts sending--the way she near-inevitably goes over the wordcount even when she’s actively trying to be careful bc she just. rambles & forgets

arguably some rsd? doesn’t seem to do well when she thinks ppl are angry with and/or abandoning her in some sense. see: the money argument w/caleb, the spot of panic when her mom sends less money than she expects, the avantika saga, the check-in abt the stinky caleb joke, the exchange w/nott in assarius, the instinctive snapping at caleb after he attacked them, the dragon incident, “why didn’t you come?”, etc.

in general, big emotions (she might keep ‘em quiet a lot, but they’re Big)

sticks pastries in her pockets & forgets abt them. is delighted by the surprise pastries later!

on that note. disorganized

oh man that whole thing where like. adhd kids often learn that if they act the part of the class clown, it gets them positive attention & so they just, like, lean into that, bc then it’s sth they can control & gets them positive attention & overall ’s better than the alternatives of getting snapped at or picked on? that’s like. i wouldn’t go so far as to say that’s jester to a T, but that’s certainly got like, an aura of jester. a jestaura, if u will,,

puns aside though like her Whole Thing is she wants to make ppl laugh & be happy? & so even though her motivation was ultimately, i think, different--related much more to wanting to keep her mother in good spirits--it’s still a very...adhd sort of narrative at heart, i feel

also! during battles she’s always hyperfocused on the Thing She’s Trying To Do, & then in hindsight is often like “aw shit i should have x'd instead”

loud!! does she realize how loud she is sometimes? doesn’t seem like it!

Craves Chaos (which like yeah largely religion. but there’s an element of boredom there too so u know,)

[baphelon]

My top 20 albums of the Decade

This decade has been really important in shaping my taste of music from generic and boring power and viking/folk metal stuff into something more refined and nuanced. So I decided to make a list with some of my favorite albums from the 2010s for you guys to check out!

First some general notes before we’re ready to get goin under the cut:

This list is purely based on my opinion and my opinion alone

There will be a big chunk of honorable mentions in alphabetical order at the end because there are simply too many albums important to me in this decade so check these mentions out aswell since they also include a more diverse cast of genres than the main list!

I decided to exclude Mgła completely from this list allthough Exercises in Futility (2015) might’ve earned a spot. I simply cannot support this band anymore in light of recent controversies regarding their close connections with far right musicians and neo nazis.

I’ll provide explanations aswell as links to a song for each of the listed albums to give a taste of what each entry is about. If you still have question about any of the entries just shoot me a message or comment!

🤡 Also a huge applause for Batushka for being the absolute clowns of the metal scene this decade! What a shitshow they’ve given us! 🤡

20. King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Paper Mâché Dream Balloon (2015)

Paper Mâché Dream Balloon is a very fun, very relaxing and all around enjoyable album by the psychedelic rock masterminds of King Gizzard. Give it a listen at a nice afternoon with a cup of hot cocoa or tea, you’ll not regret it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RobhSr2bozU

19. Portal - Vexovoid (2013)

Vexovoid is a chaotic mess of an experimental Death Metal record. Its dark, brooding and bizarre aswell as interesting, genuinly scary and amazing. Portal mix breathtakingly weird sounds with harsh vocals and complicated rhythmic structures. Certainly not for everyone but definetly for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rj92VOWM5Y

18. Borknagar - Urd (2012)

Melodic, cathartic, progressive and melancholic.Urd is a well rounded progressive Black Metal masterpiece with some very unique riffs and melodies. I always come back to this record and always feel the same excitement when the first song Epochalypse starts. Broknagar tell their apocalyptic tale in dazzling beauty with crystal clear sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXVlBYW8Ero

17. Violet Cold - Anomie (2017)

Simply one of the best post black metal albums recorded so far in my opinion. Emotional and intense aswell as intricate and crafted with love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNNPUBJVWp8

16. Enslaved - RIITIIR (2012)

A bit on the underrated side when it comes to Enslaved records but an absolute banger. RIITIIRs homogenous compositions string together into a masterfully crafted endproduct that takes the listener onto a journey of mind and soul. Quite possibly their most nuanced work to date.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavEDnmBpgk

15. Sólstafir - Ótta (2014)

Anyone who has listened to Sólstafir ever should know about how amazing they are. How captavating and touching their songs are and how many tears one can shed over the sheer beauty of their melancholic music. Ótta is one of their most refined and clear cut record so far and it does wonders on the longer tracks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8n8Uy5KmvU

14. Alcest - Shelter (2014)

Again one of these Albums to listen to when you can relax in a safe environment or when you need to turn any place you are at into a shelter. Healing for you soul and mind without being hard to get into for even non-metal fans. Enjoy this beautiful piece of soothing music whenever you feel lost or alone. It will help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ57uBx68N8

13. Der Weg Einer Freiheit - Finisterre (2017)

Dark, harsh and unapologetically black this album rises over its sometimes weak lyrics. Der Weg Einer Freiheit are a one of a kind band that can proudly hold the banner of German Black Metal high for a new generation. And this most current record of theirs shows what they can do with the tools provided by their label. Especially the re-recorded version of Neubeginn on the special edition is a highlight. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ic-dXBtP10

12. Saor - Forgotten Paths (2019)

39 minutes that feel like 5. A breathtaking journey through the wilderness on the stomping steps of blastbeats and incredible folk influences. Saors best record by far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bMRTvmvQQ

11. Fen - Dustwalker (2013)

A very soft album dripping with athmosphere at every corner. Its a bit hard to get into but once it catches you it will just not let go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtBqlBr0cCQ

10. Messa - Bellfry (2016)

Groovy is the best word to describe this records vibes. A weird attribute to attach to a band that leans heavily into Doom but it fits. A fantastic album by a fantastic band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HADlImQrG4w

09. Ulver - War of the Roses (2011)

Ulvers strinkingly unique sound easily make them one of my top 5 favorite bands of all time but I cannot explain why this album resonates with me so much. Its just very good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DPXMM6u94Q

08. Ghost - Opus Eponymous (2010)

The first record by swedish doom, heavy metal and occult rock group Ghost is to this day quite possibly their most atmospheric album. Gloom and doom mix with catchy tunes to form one hell of an enjoyable listening experience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PakoE1eBps

07. Downfall of Gaia - Suffocating in the Swarm of Cranes (2012)

Damn. What an album. What a band! Together with Der Weg Einer Freiheit one of the biggest new progenies of German Black Metal. Bold, black, harsh and full of melancholy. Simply superb!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaAEJXU7JHY

06. Sólstafir - Svartir Sandar (2011)

A second time Sólstafir weasel their way onto this list and its rightfully deserved. This album is stunning in its complexity and passion. Each song brings something new and exciting to the table. Just listen to it, please, I beg you. Do yourself a favour!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1qh9XSqnTo

05. Alcest - Kodama (2016)

Alcest is selfcare. Kodama is selfcare. Perfection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQsXnldCDeU

04. Ulver - Messe I.X-VI.X (2013)

A bit out there and hard to get into as its one of Ulvers most experiemental pieces of work so far. It was my first real taste of what would become on of my favorite bands real quick (at least my first taste of their newer stuff after I had only listened to some of their old black metal records).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtHEFDVSfvs

03. Der Weg einer Freiheit - Stellar (2015)

In my opinion just their most well rounded album. Its hard to pick real favorites since all of their records bring something amazing to the table. So I decided to choose the overall most coherent album as the highest on this list. It also contains some of my favourite songs like Repulsion and Einkehr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PYJYTicbE

02. Dornenreich - Freiheit (2014)

Freedom. Thats what this title means and this is what this album provides. This album cleansed my skin, healed my soul and replanted my crops. I shall live forever thanks to the power of this masterpiece of neofolk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbz7zlVtwcc

01. Ulver - The Assassination of Julius Caesar (2017)

This is it. The best album of the decade in my opinion. Quite possibly one of the best albums of all time. A synth heavy piece of art that evokes ideas and the style of New Wave music and mixes it with the melancholic moodiness of post metal lyrics. Every song a hit, every song unique and every song simply great. Well rounded, coherent and still experimental when nescessary. Ulver dropped a bomb with this one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHE28JiuSQk

HONORABLE MENTIONS! (in alphabetical order)

Alcest- Spiritual Instinct (2019) An Autumn for Crippled Children - The Long Goodbye (2015) Batushka - Litourgiya (2015) Behemoth - The Satanist (2014) BIG BRAVE - Ardor (2017) Blind Guardian - At the Edge of Time (2010) Bròn - Decay (2019) Busdriver - Electricity is on Our Side (2018) Darkthrone - The Underground Resistance (2013) Deafheaven - Sunbather (2013) Deafheaven - Ordinary Corrupt Human Love (2018) Downfall of Gaia - Atrophy (2016) Downfall of Gaia - The Ethic of Radical Finitude (2019) Fen - The Dead Light (2019) Fen - Winter (2017) Ghost - Meliora (2015) Hail Spirit Noir - Pneuma (2012) Harakiri for the Sky - III: Trauma (2016) Ihsahn - Das Seelenbrechen (2013) Ihsahn - Arktis (2016) Kamelot - Poetry for the Poisoned (2010) Katatonia - Dead End Kings (2012) King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - I'm in Your Mind (2014) King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Murder of The Universe (2017) Kylver - The Mountain Ghost (2015) Mahr - Antelux (2018) Messa - Feast for Water (2018) Mono - Requiem for Hell (2016) Oceans of Slumber - Winter (2016) Satyricon - Satyricon (2013) scallops hotel - too much of life is mood (2016) Sylvaine - Atoms Alligned, Coming Undone (2018) The Devils Blood - The Thousandfold Epicentre (2011) Violet Cold - Sommermorgen I-III (2018)

If you’ve made it this far, thank you for reading. Tell me about your favs! If you have questions please feel free to reach out to me!

[official-elmo]

2016 was the most important year in Memes yet!

As a person who has spent a considerably long time on the internet browsing memes in the past years, I have come to the conclusion, that 2k16 was probably the most important year for memes. 

The memes and events of this year not only revolutionized the format of memes but also changed the way memes were perceived by the general public. 2016 was the year in which the power of memes was finally recognized, which ultimately led to the commercialization and weaponization memes aswell.

Changing Formats

The memes of 2016 are the very foundation of present-day memes (2019) as far as format is concerned. Before 2016, memes were usually simple: a funny picture or standard template with top and bottom text in the Impact font (all caps). I am not saying that all memes were like this, but the majority was using the format we came to love on 9gag. 

The changing of formats was the immediate result of the two big shifts in social media platforms. 

Changing Social Media Landscape

The first big shift was the result of the 2016 presidential campaigns and elections. Twitter would have not turned into the political force it is today if it weren't for Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders. Trumps endless, unbearable yet entertaining tweets ultimately led to more memes being tweeted in response to the situation. Memes somewhat became more relevant, because they mocked or favored a certain candidate and thus were used or criticized by supporters, voters, campaign people, candidates, old school media and news outlets and thus the general public. This is when shit hit the fan: Memes were no longer on Tumblr and 9gag but on Good Morning America and the New York Times. Pepe was hijacked by right-wing assholes and Hillary danced the whip and nae nae. I mean even Brexit resulted in gazillion memes too. Meme culture sorta flourished in reaction to the scary circumstances. I've read an interesting article recently on how meme culture is similar to the Dada movement, which “consisted of artists who rejected the logic and reason of modern capitalist society, instead expressing nonsense, irrationality, discontent with violence, war, and nationalism.” Most of 2016s memes have this kind of sentiment tbh. 

The other big shift was the death of Vine. Although Vine died at the end of 2016 in December, big Vine personalities urged their fanbases to migrate with them (after the announcement in October) to other platforms such as YouTube and Instagram. Content creators such as Lele Pons, Jake Paul, Curtis Lepore, and others who were making 6-second videos up to then had to migrate to platforms that required more creativity and talent. Unfortunately, the migration to youtube and Instagram resulted in terrible content and memes and memes about how terrible they were. 

Commercialization

I think the increasing commercialization as the result of baby boomers being aware of memes became clear when Ellen invited Damn Daniel to her show. It was a somewhat funny meme that should have died down quick, but the fact that Ellen put him on the show led to a total misinterpretation of memes and meme culture

The Positive

Until now I have only listed or talked about the bad things that happened to memes and meme culture but contrary to your belief: 2016 was the best year in memes because of the memes themselves. Let me list them for you so you can understand:

If a ... wore Pants

Dabbing Squidward

Kazoo Kid

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

Bee Movie

Panicking Mr. Crabs

Dat Boi

Angry Spongebob

Harambe

Arthur Fist 

Nut Button

Hugh Mungus

Kevin Bone

Doorman

Evil Kermit

We are Number One

Meme Calendar

2016 the year of realizing things

Clowns 

Pokemon Go

Michael Phelps and Pathetic

Joe Biden

Chewbacca Mom 

Brexit

Skai Jackson

The list goes on and on. (There is obviously a shitty buzzfeed recap fiy)

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[the-ultimate-pie-family]

The pie family haunted Halloween part 1

Blood: yahoo halloween is coming

Pinkie: calm down son halloween isn't here yet

Luna: *appears* sister

Pinkie: moon cunt

Surprise jr: *tackles blood* gotcha brother hahahah *gets up*

Blood: hahaha ready for Halloween?

Hauntress: yes we r it will be the first halloween we had as a big family

Galaxia: mhm yes it would be a first r all the kids gonna be here this year blood?

Blood: day and topaz won't make it because of other reasons

Galaxia: gotcha wat about ur first daughter?

Blood: ......i......i don't know

Micheal Myers: *busts down a random wall stabbing blood and slitting surprise throat then stab pinkie multiple times then leaves*

Galaxia: ??? Shit?

Blood: never gets old with my uncle Michael

Hauntress: hey asshole get back here

Michael Myers: *looks down at hauntress raising his kitchen knife tilt his head*

Hauntress: i fuck dare u mutha fuckin whore *glares at Micheal with the death stare*

Surprise jr: uncle leave now!!!!!! *teleports him away* babe u can't be doing this even on Halloween session

Hauntress: huh? Why not?!

Surprise jr: *whispers to hauntress*

Hauntress: *blushes* i remember now asshole

Leysa: *chasing jason jr* get back here u fuckin brat babe help me

Jason: *grabs jason jr by his head shaking his head at him*

Jason jr: but dad fine sorry mom.....

Leysa: u can repay me by giving me some love sweetie

Jason jr: *hugs leysa* love u mom sorry again....

Blood: always repeat ur mom boy

Jason jr: yes papa blood

Galaxia: feel old yet blood because he's calling u papa now hahahah

Blood: oh eat me

Galaxia: i could hahaha

Surprise jr: gross u two just shut up

Hauntress: calm down babe we do dirty stuff too

Leysa: mom gross

B: dad makatza needs u

Blood: coming *disappears*

Galaxia: so pinkie wat r we gonna do for a this halloween?

Pinkie: ur mom

Leda: was there a joke about me?

Galaxia: yes

Pinkie: get up here babe it's Halloween time

Leda: oooooo this time of the year is very important for this family i heard

Luna: yes it is very important but wat is the theme?

Hauntress: we'll we should start off with trick or treating first then a haunted castle party?

Leysa: yes that's gonna be awesome mom

Surprise jr: hell yeah so it's settled then?

Pinkie: mhm I'll make my baked good for the trick or treater too

Galaxia mmmmm ur baked good r so delicious momma pinkie

Pinkie: thanks sweetie *feels a cold down her spine* hmm.........

Pennywise: looks who's home hahahah

Pinkie: daddy!? *jumps on her dad hugging him* where have u and cilka been dad?

Cilka: we been traveling sweetie and other stuff heheheh

Pennywise: but we came home for Halloween season

Pinkie: yaaaaay im so excited for this season yes

B: hi papa wise

Leysa: who's that momma

Hauntress: i guess he's ur great papa wise from wat B said

Surprise jr: that's my papa pennywise the dancing clown

Leysa: i don't know him do i?

Hauntress: no i only met him a few times aswell

Cilka: time to cook *walks in basement* pinkie u coming

Pinkie: blood i got numbers for u hurry

Surprise jr: i can get them mom

Pinkie: ok here's the number list and good luck *walks downstairs with leda*

Hauntress: babe need me to come with u?

Surprise jr: if u want to love

Hauntress: good i was going no matter wat *walks out of the castle with surprise*

Pennywise: huh well uh

Leysa: *looks up at pennywise* so ur my son great grand pap?

Pennywise: yes leysa i am

Leysa: and how do u know my name

Pennywise: hah hah i know all but *stretches* im heading to bed traveling took alot out of me and cilka night u three *walks upstairs*

Jason: *watches penny go to his room*

Jason jr: *runs outside getting tackled by makatza* ugh wat the?

Makatza: boom gotcha kid

Rave: wob wob wob

B: *bodyslams rave* wob wob wob urself bitch

Makatza: huh? Babe wat was that language?

Blood: my dead god language u two rooms now

Rave: but dad?

God: NOW!!!!!!!!!

B: *runs*

Rave: *runs*

Blood: *breathes calmly* wooo shit i was thinking i had to beat my kids asses so makatza ready?

Makatza: *fainted from the sight of god*

Jason jr: papa blood wat was that?

Blood: huh oh uh just a halloween trick yeah gotcha huh?

Jason jr: yea......... *passes out*

Blood: ooops

Galaxia: oh blood come to our room

Blood: oh hell yeah smoke time *teleports to their room*

Galaxia: *laying on their bed in a sexy position* smoke with me handsome

Blood: i see u already been smoking without me

Galaxia: s-so mmmm u-u di-irty di-ick mmmmm

*meanwhile*

Belinda: hazy? Vaas?

Vaas: shhh

Hazy: *giggles staying quite*

Belinda: vaas hazy where r u two?

Hazy: *jumps out* boo

Belinda: *jumps* dah!!!

Vaas: *is behind Belinda* boo

Belinda: *jumps again* ahhhh!!!! oh its u two? Assholes

Vaas: u love us babe *kisses Belinda deeply*

Hazy: im out *teleports*

Blood: hazy? Why r u here?

Hazy: i don't know? Well actually does venom like me?

Blood: I'd be lieing if he didn't

Hazy: so he does?

Blood: yes ma'am

Venom: *comes out of hazy shoulder* hazy? R u mad

Hazy: actually venom im interested on wat u can do?

Venom: oh? Uh this is a shocker?

Blood: before this goes anywhere ask ur mom and dad if it's ok

Hazy: there busy at the moment uncle

Blood: oh uh ok but don't do anything I've done hahahaha *walks off laughing*

Pennywise: blood my grandson

Blood: papa wise ur back?? *hugs pennywise* how was traveling?

Pennywise: good been so many places but halloween is coming

Blood: mhm *lites up a blunt*

Leysa: i smell weed?

Blood: leysa? Where's jason? I figured u be getting it down and dirty hahah

Leysa: fuck off uncle

Jerak: hi leysa dad uh who r u?

Pennywise: call me penny mister jerak

Pheadra: dad can we smoke with u three?

Blood: sure why *puffs on blunt passing it*

Jerak: *takes a couple puffs coughing* my th-hroat hu-urt now

Pennywise: *takes a couple puffs*

Leysa: *puffs on blunt* ooooo smooth wats it called

Pheadra: *takes a couple puffs*

Blood: it's a creeper weed but it's called sun star wraith

Jerak: sun star wraith *puffs on blunt* not bad........ *passes out*

Pennywise: ouch *yawns* im heading back to bed *walks upstairs*

Blood: nite pap

Pheadra: jerak is a lightweight hahaha *puffs on blunt passing out*

Leysa: so r u pheadra hahaha but *puffs on blunt* im gonna find my jason bye uncle have fun *teleports*

Blood: *walks outside puffing on his blunt*

Vaas: hey blood i gotta go to day and topaz place wanna go with me?

Blood: sure i gotta ask them if there coming to Halloween party

Vaas: portal?

Blood: mhm *summons a portal* lets go

Makatza: *seek in the portal after blood and vaas* huh?

To be continued

[aplateoflasagna]

Watched TREASURE's 1st Private stage on Saturday so here's a way too long post about it! 😅

I have to admit I had mixed feelings before the livestream started... On the one hand I thought the music would be too loud and we wouldn't be able to hear the boys sing. On the other hand I thought, maybe we would hear them clearly but they wouldn't live up to my expectations...

YG artists raised my standards to an impossible level and I was scared they wouldn't be able to meet them. Except for YGTB, we haven't really heard Treasure's clear live vocals before. Music shows and Award shows always have such a loud backtrack, so I was a bit worried 😶 But honestly? I really shoudn't have been. They sounded great and way better than I dared to hope 💙

Breaking down each member their performance!

Hyunsuk: King of hyping up the crowd!! 👑 It honestly broke my heart that all teume could do was clap, because they weren't allowed to cheer 😭 Really hoping the spoiler at the end meant that they will have an actual concert soon so that Hyunsuk can hear Teume scream. He had many iconic lines in this though!! Some of my favs: DROP THE BEAT!/ THIS HAS BEEN TREASURE!/ LETS GET PUMPED UP!/ 7CHILL GO!/LETS DO IT NOW!

Jihoon: His voice is so sweet!! Jihoon's high notes are to die for srsly 🥰 Also his perfect MC skills! The boys were all nervous during the talking parts of the show but Jihoon saved us from awkward silences with his quick wit and humour! Fav moments: Jihoon thinking they had to translate 'I Love You' instead of 'Hello' and him saying 'Aishiteru' so he had to do aegyo for the audience 🙈 He looked ready to kill the members who suggested it haha + Jihoon and Haruto's conversation during 'Letters from the future'

Jihoon: It's now 7 years later... I heard your collaberation song with Travis Scott. It sounds great! Yeah... I collaberated with 'The Weeknd', It just came out. Listen to it and tell me what you think!

Haruto: *Dying of laughter but trying to keep it together* 😂

Yoshi: Yoshi can do no wrong in my eyes, he is always giving his all eventhough he was so nervous 😅 His mic was shaking in the beginning!! i felt so bad for him haha. Yoshi is so stable rapping while dancing though, he has all my respect! I remember dancer Jeff Avenue saying that the dance move before Yoshi's rap part in MMM Rock Version is so difficult to do well live and Yoshi absolutely nailed it!

Junkyu: He was definitely having the most fun on stage 😄 + the fancam of Junkyu being overwhelmed by Teume's surprise during 'Slowmotion' ❤ He was a bit out of breath though and didn't sound very clear :( Junkyu has been called YG's ACE during Mixnine + was the most popular contestant of YGTB + def one of the best during that era... Kind of want a solo cover from him on stage so I can hear his beautiful voice again 💙

Mashiho: Is there anything he can't do? I know this is like a running gag in the fandom but srsly why is Mashi great at everything he does?? I'm so looking forward to see him on stage more often because damn, it's just where Mashiho belongs (+ unrelated, I need YG to release 'Fantasy' 🙏)

Jaehyuk: Forever proud of Jaehyuk. Let's be real, he has the weakest vocal in Treasure and when they opened the stage with 'Going crazy', Jaehyuk kind of fucked up his line. I was worried he wouldn't be able sing well but I shouldn't have worried because the rest of the show he did great! Jaehyuk has worked so hard to be deserving of Teume's love and honestly his improvement always astounishes me 😘 The thing that makes me sad though is that Jaehyuk has a habit of looking down while performing :(

Asahi: I'll never get tired of his visual 💛 Asahi is so fucking pretty holy shit haha. I shouldn't have been surprised but he seemed a bit timid on stage. He started to relax towards the end though! I really wonder what Asahi will be like during an actual concert with more interaction from Teume... A few fav moments: Asahi and Yedam shouting eachothers name when 'Everyday' started playing + His conversation with Doyoung during 'letters from the future'.

Doyoung: You once told me you wanted a music studio in Korea, Japan and Paris. It's 10 years after our debut and you're living in Paris. I never see you anymore! Please come back to Korea

Asahi: 9 years from now right? I'll give you one of my songs

Other members: OOOOHHHHH FLEX!! 😂

Yedam: He was God Yedam as always ❤ I'll never get tired of his voice and he deserves like 10 solo albums. I was wondering if Yedamie ever gets tired of only being complemented on his voice and nothing else eventhough he's such an allrounder!! His dancing and his stage presence was top notch again 🥰

Doyoung: YG has a few artists where their actual voice sounds autotuned like Yoon and VIINI, but I think we need to add Doyoung to the list 😅 His voice isn't that strong but honestly doesn't get enough credit for being that unique vocal sound that YG loves so much. I got a newfound appreciation for his voice (it def helps that he got such large singing parts during 'Everyday'. Thank you Yedamie!)

Haruto: King of hyping up the crowd pt 2! 👑 His addlibs and deep ass voice were 💯 The best part was def Haruto shouting 'Saranghae' before Mashi's part in ILY 😄 Haruto's agressive rapping was a bit too much for BOY imo, but it was fantastic for MMM rock version! (it made me think of Jennie yelling her rap lines during concerts and I freaking love that so maybe I just have to get used to it???) But then again, people loved his part in BOY so I guess I'm wrong lol

Jeongwoo: Ugly citizen who??? Jeongwoo has grown up fine and I hope he knows that. He'll do amazing things in the future i'm sure! His voice is so beautiful and I really really want a Jeongwoo x Haruto stage again. That duo is truly unmatched in visuals and vocals! Please YG 🙏 We need to see their amazing chemistry live

Junghwan: Our maknae did it again, stealing my heart with little to no effort 😭 He oozes charisma on stage. His voice is so good aswell. If you compare his lines in 'Going Crazy' from 1.5 years ago to now the difference is wild. I love his deeper voice! I think Mashi said it best: "Our Junghwan, cool but still very cute!"

Random favourite parts of the private stage:

I love the game they played where they had to sing BOY and 'Going Crazy' with only 2 mics while still doing the choreo haha I'm sure they practiced beforehand but it was very fun and I had the biggest smile on my face 😄

Also Hyunsuk saying that they'll have a comeback before the end of the year 😭 Teume been knew that the new song will have to do with space and the moon 🌕🌙 I honestly thought it was wishful thinking before but no, Teume aren't always clowns 😂 They have literally been saying it since their debut teaser omg

+ I feel like people were so overwhelmed by the concert portion of the stage that we kind of overlooked that they gave pretty strong hints to their next comeback song being called 'Rendez-vous'????

Rendez-Vous

Truly a win for French speaking Teume

TLDR: I loved the Private Stage and I can't wait for their first actual concert 😭 Ofcourse there is room for improvement but they all did so well and I'm so proud of them 💎